1. Because he is British.
2. Because he has two accents, which are both extremely sexy.
3. Because he can pull off pink and purple.
4. Because he is Ed Westwick.
5. Because he has charisma.
6. Because THE BULGE.
7. Because of the way he looks at Leighton.
8. Because he ships Chair.
9. Because he gets us so hot we need a cold shower/ice bath.
10. Because the neck is his weakness.

11. Because he loves playing Chuck Bass.
12. Because he can pull off the scruff on his face.
13. Because he can pull off a hairy chest.
14. Because he is nice to fans.
15. Because he is the hottest guy on Gossip Girl.
16. Because he is an amazing actor.
17. Because he is just plain sexy.
18. Because he makes me want to get in my car and drive to NYC to jump his bones;)
19. Because he has the most seductive brown eyes.
20. Because he has the most adorable smile.

21. Because he looks damn good in a kilt.
22. Because he wanted to be a landscaper and plant the most pretty flowers.
23. Because he curses like a sailor.
24. Because he is hilarious.
25. Because he makes smoking sexy.
26. Because he has tattoos.
27. Because he is the lead singer of a rock band.
28. Because he calls a housekeeper a ‘cleaning lady’.
29. Because he would have sex in public.
30. Because he is confident.

31. Because he writes poetry.
32. Because he impressed the Gossip Girl book author Cecily Von Ziegesar with his amazing acting skills along with Stephanie and Josh.
33. Because he didn’t have any lessons on speaking in the American accent, he taught himself.
34. Because we want to kidnap him, tie him up, and do all sorts of things to him;).
35. Because we have impure thoughts about him.
36. Because he plays Chuck Bass.
37. Because he made number 7 on People’s Sexiest Men of 2008 list.
38. Because we don’t give a FUCK what he weighs, if he weighed 3,000 lbs he would still be SEXY as all HELL!
39. Because he lets Leighton call him Eddie.
40. Because he is not a player, he is all for being in love.

41. Because he thinks women are attracted to Chuck Bass and not him, but he is surely mistaken!
42. Because he has sex appeal!
43. Because he loves chick flicks.
44. Because he digs woman with bags of money. (yes this is shallow, but its fucking HOT how he says it.
45. Because he said you can do mysterious things with headbands.
46. Because he would pick Blair over Serena.
47. Because he got the lead in Wuthering Heights.
48. Because he is so hot we made a game up about him;)
49. Because he is super sexy tan.
50. Because his perfect date is the bar then the hotel room.

51. Because he doesn't give a fuck what other people think of him.
52. Because he likes to stick out his tongue, which really is in place of showing his genitals;)
2. Because he has two accents, which are both extremely sexy.
3. Because he can pull off pink and purple.
4. Because he is Ed Westwick.
5. Because he has charisma.
6. Because THE BULGE.
7. Because of the way he looks at Leighton.
8. Because he ships Chair.
9. Because he gets us so hot we need a cold shower/ice bath.
10. Because the neck is his weakness.

11. Because he loves playing Chuck Bass.
12. Because he can pull off the scruff on his face.
13. Because he can pull off a hairy chest.
14. Because he is nice to fans.
15. Because he is the hottest guy on Gossip Girl.
16. Because he is an amazing actor.
17. Because he is just plain sexy.
18. Because he makes me want to get in my car and drive to NYC to jump his bones;)
19. Because he has the most seductive brown eyes.
20. Because he has the most adorable smile.

21. Because he looks damn good in a kilt.
22. Because he wanted to be a landscaper and plant the most pretty flowers.
23. Because he curses like a sailor.
24. Because he is hilarious.
25. Because he makes smoking sexy.
26. Because he has tattoos.
27. Because he is the lead singer of a rock band.
28. Because he calls a housekeeper a ‘cleaning lady’.
29. Because he would have sex in public.
30. Because he is confident.

31. Because he writes poetry.
32. Because he impressed the Gossip Girl book author Cecily Von Ziegesar with his amazing acting skills along with Stephanie and Josh.
33. Because he didn’t have any lessons on speaking in the American accent, he taught himself.
34. Because we want to kidnap him, tie him up, and do all sorts of things to him;).
35. Because we have impure thoughts about him.
36. Because he plays Chuck Bass.
37. Because he made number 7 on People’s Sexiest Men of 2008 list.
38. Because we don’t give a FUCK what he weighs, if he weighed 3,000 lbs he would still be SEXY as all HELL!
39. Because he lets Leighton call him Eddie.
40. Because he is not a player, he is all for being in love.

41. Because he thinks women are attracted to Chuck Bass and not him, but he is surely mistaken!
42. Because he has sex appeal!
43. Because he loves chick flicks.
44. Because he digs woman with bags of money. (yes this is shallow, but its fucking HOT how he says it.
45. Because he said you can do mysterious things with headbands.
46. Because he would pick Blair over Serena.
47. Because he got the lead in Wuthering Heights.
48. Because he is so hot we made a game up about him;)
49. Because he is super sexy tan.
50. Because his perfect date is the bar then the hotel room.

51. Because he doesn't give a fuck what other people think of him.
52. Because he likes to stick out his tongue, which really is in place of showing his genitals;)
44. Because he digs woman with bags of money.
ReplyDeleteYou realize he was joking, right?
#39- He lets Leighton call him Eddie. How do you know that? Is there a video or something?
ReplyDeleteI loved that.
ReplyDeleteOhh Ed.
#40 - Because he can be a BAD MO FO! and do a 180 and be completely vulnerable
ReplyDeleteomg i love thiss.
ReplyDeleteand i luv him as well..oh my..
I love it! just like I love Ed!
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