As requested by a reader, we developed a list of 'how you know when your a Chair addict!' Drop a comment to add some of your personal experiences, etc.
1. You write a story about them in Chemistry class.
2. You get all giddy seeing a sign in the supermarket for Chairs.
3. You take a picture of the word ‘Chair’ and decorate it with hearts.
4. You will never sit on a Chair again if they break up in their honor.
5. When someone mentions the word Chair and you laugh and smile.
6. You will name your twins if you have them Blair/Leighton, Chuck/Ed.
7. You can and do quote them.
8. You know every scene they are in together, what is being said, the music being played and what they are wearing.
9. They are your background on your computer.
10. When you make youtube videos about them, and write fanfictions about them.
11. You can hear any GG song and know exactly what Chair scene it was featured in.
12. You can watch every Chair scene millions of times and never get sick of them.
13. You dream about them....every night....all night long.
14. You spend hours looking at old pictures of their scenes.
15. The mention of the CW, Gossip Girl, 90210, Vampire diaries, One Tree Hill…etc, on the tv, or internet make you think of them.
16. You managed to piss off your parents, or friends by mentioning them so much.
17. Your brother knows all about them because you mention them so much.
18. You make your friends watch Chair scenes and if they don’t like them you are mad at them.
19. You watch every kissing/sex scene multiple times just to see their chemistry.
20. You cry just from reading the synopsis.
21. You lose sleep because they aren’t happily together.
22. You see a limo and you think immediately ‘limo sex’.
23. Every conversation you have somehow comes back to them.
24. You get butterflies in your stomach from their scenes, or just seeing pictures of them kissing, or holding hands.
25. You see a Chair and all you think of is sex.
26. You join a message board for the first time and make lifelong friends because they share the same sick obsession as you.
27. You skip class the day after Nair and Vuck hook up.
28. You threaten to have a project black ops on the writers/producers.
29. You hate any character that comes between them.
30. You vulnerably attack any other ship and people that don’t like Chair.
31. You hate multi-shippers and kick them off your ship.
32. The thought of Chuck with anyone but Blair and Blair with anyone but Chuck makes you literally sick.
33. Any mention of Chair from Leighton, Ed, Josh, Stephanie, or any other cast member gives you goose bumps.
34. One look, kiss, stare from them brightens your day.
35. You despise Vanessa because she hooked up with Chuck and you wish she would jump off the edge of the world and die a miserable death.
36. You love Georgina, but if she comes between Chuck and Blair then you will hate her.
37. Talking about Chuck and Blair you automatically have a smile on your face.
38. You get good news about Chair and you are on a Chair high for hours.
39. They break up you will lay in bed all day, skip school, and eat a whole tub of ice cream in mourning.
40. You make up poems about them.
41. You pay so much attention to them that you don’t even realize that Nate isn’t in an episode.
42. You take your piss break when any other characters are on screen.
43. You can’t see why anyone else doesn’t like them.
44. You constantly flaunt that your couple is the best and are the king and queen of the show.
45. You become extremely cocky that the show wouldn’t survive without Chair.
46. You wouldn’t care if all the other characters minus CHAIR, Dorota, or Eric dropped off the face of the earth, hit by a bus, or all die on an abandoned island.
47. You go to make babies.com and take pictures of them and make their babies and name them after Audrey and Chuck Jr.
48. You photoshop their wedding pictures, baby pictures, etc.
49. You are having bad withdrawal or can’t fall asleep at night and you replay their epic scenes over and over again in your head.
50. Hearing or seeing fireworks make you think of them.
51. When you watch even the most heartbreaking scenes of theirs that make you cry over and over again just to see the chemistry and love.
52. When you stay up til 1am to watch Ed on Jimmy Fallon just to see if he gives scoop on Chair when you have to be at class in 5 hrs.
53. When critics or the media mention Chuck and Blair or show them in magazines and you get all fuzzy inside.
54. When you are supposed to be doing homework or studying, but instead you are watching Chuck and Blair scenes on youtube.
55. All of your passwords (at work, your computer, your email address) are chair1 and when you have to change them they become chair2 :)
56. You stay with your boyfriend because he was there when you started your unhealthy Chair obsession and you are now scared no one will ever understand!
OMFGGGG THIS IS SO EPIC!! loveeee <3
ReplyDeleteWow you girls make the best lists ever!
ReplyDeleteOMG 13, 26, and 38 are so true!!! Speaking of #26... let's be friends. <3
ReplyDeleteOh thank you! It was EPIC! Just like Chair! And so true! I do so many of those things! <3
ReplyDeleteOk how about this one,
ReplyDeleteAll of your passwords (at work, your computer, your email address) are chair1 and when you have to change them they become chair2 :)
Ok another one,
ReplyDeleteYou stay with your boyfriend because he was there when you started your unhealhty chair obsession and you are now scared no one will ever understand!