Tuesday, August 25, 2009

WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK; CHUCK IS GAY?!?!?


Spotted: Chuck Bass sucking face with a dude!


It’s true! Multiple Gossip Girl insiders confirm to me exclusively that the CW phenom is currently shooting an episode for its upcoming third season in which Ed Westwick’s legendary lothario kisses another man.

So who’s the lucky guy? And what are the circumstances surrounding the same-sex smooch? Keep reading for all the spoilery details…

First things first: Sorry to disappoint, but no, it’s not Chace Crawford. Westwick’s “romantic” interest is up-and-comer Neal Bledsoe (CSI: NY, Guiding Light), who’s guest-starring in episode 6 as Josh Ellis, NYU’s head of freshman affairs. Since Josh is tasked with selecting an incoming student for the honor of delivering the freshman speech, he’s, shall we say, a person of interest to Blair. In fact, she’s so determined to snag the slot that she goes so far as to pimp out her boyfriend out to the gay guy in charge.

The catch? All you need to know is there is one. Oh, and wait until you hear what Chuck says to Blair following the lip-lock. (Must. Resist. Temptation. To. Spoil.)

It was only a matter of time before GG played the maybe-gay card with Chuck, who swung both ways in Cecily von Ziegesar’s Gossip Girl books.

What do you think? Surprised? Titillated? Horrified? Choose your adjectives below! [source]

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I HAVE THREE WORDS FOR THIS. OH. HELL. NO. IT BETTER BE FALSE. IT BETTER BE!!!!! I guess it's part of a scheme, but why would he kiss another man?! And WTF does he say to Blair after he 'smooches' the man?!? UGHHH. This explains why they needed extras to film at a gay bar. OH FUCK NO.

Okay...After having my 10 minute meltdown I decided to think rationally. LOL. So, I think that since Blair wants this speech bad and the professor (the gay guy) doesn't allow her to do it but he has a crush or something and is interested in Blair's Boyfriend Chuck so she makes a deal with him that if he gives her the speech she will set up a date with him and Chuck, or something like that. WHO THE FUCK KNOWS. HE JUST BETTER NOT BE BI. DAMN it sounded better in my head.

10 comments:

  1. NOOOOOOOOOOO. I DONT CARE IF ITS A SCHEME WHY WOULD CHUCK KISS A GUY UNLESS HE WAS BI? I am going to cry if this is true. Chuck being bi would ruin my whole image of him, there better be a good catch to this.

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  2. I know this is horrible for us C&B fans (although not sure if it is yet)...but I can't hold myself from laughing at this. Chuck smooching another guy. Sorry, but this is too tempting to see. And wow - koodoes to EW (Ed Westwick) for having the guts!

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  3. I agree Tanya, I was laughing at first and thought it was a lie. Then it sunk in and I had a bit of a break down now i'm cool again. LOL and I LOVE ED! GOD I RESPECT HIM.

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  4. Dear Jesus and the Gossip Girl Gods,
    While I know I am the last person that deserves a favor from you (living in sin, abusing my liver with tequila, cursing like a sailor, deferring my car payment to buy $800 Christian Louboutins and oh yeah cheating on last semesters Finance 310 final) I promise to turn my life around and live a somewhat holy life if you could please make this be false and if so true, then please let Chuck do it only as a testement of his love to B not because he is Bi (gag)!!!!!!!!!

    Yours as long as you grant my wish,
    Anonymous Member of the Chair Mafia

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  5. Ok I have been to other site and a lot of people are overreacting.
    The spoiler says that Blair is the one to ask him. He is doing it for her because he is CHUCK BASS.
    So Blair won't care. She will probably find it hot and apparently there is a catch so He'll probably ask her to kiss a girl in return or have some hot sex or whatever.
    Chuck isn't ashammed of who he is so if he was gay or bi we would have known a long time ago and so would he because let's face it it'll probably not be the first time he'll kiss a guy.
    This is such a chair thing to do and I'm sure it will be hilarious to see. They just want some WTF moment. I don't think they'll break up CB this season and if they do. Definitly not over this so as a chair fan I'm deciding to just have faith in them you should all chill out and do the same.

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  6. What the fuck!? It's time to put Project Black Ops into motion.

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  7. Oops they did it again,

    They played with our hearts

    Got lost in the game, oh baby baby

    ... ahem sorry for that.

    I think it would be quite funny if it was just one of those CB games but if they make it anything further.. OH HONEY NO.

    I don't think Chuck is bi. I mean hes had plenty of time to sexually experiment and if he had the interest I bet he would've pursued it already! I just hope CW doesn't f this up.

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  8. WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKER MAN!!! what the fuckkkkkkkkk

    what is Blair gotta do??

    "Oh Chuck, I know I hate Cheating and You've proved more then once that your not gay, but...could you please Kiss this guy for me in hopes of me winning this scheme? Please?"

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE TEHY THINKING??? Blair would never ask that of her boyfriend, and if she is she is MAGA FUCKED IN THE FUCKIN' HEAD. WHAT THE FUCK. I don't care if Blair is asking him with her clothes off, and doing a hand stand. NO GIRLS WANTS THEIR BOYFRIEND TO KISS ANOTHER GUY!!! A GUY! I mean it's one thing for Chuck to make out with A girl IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT when the person their kissing HAS A DICK.

    WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


    I have no problem with Gay guys, okay..I love Eric. I have a problem with the Gay factor involving CHUCK FIGGIN' BASS. okay, it's bad enough I have to defend the guy everytime he's on scene from my dad who thinks he's gay. now when we watch, I have to confirm this shit. WTF GG WRITERS? I HATE YOU EVEN MORE!!!!!!!

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  9. Agreed Tiff. What girl in her right mind would ever ask her boyfriend to kisss another GUY?!?!?! I understand a girl, but a guy???? That's fucking messed up in the head.
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    True, the kiss is going to be HOT...and will hopefully lead to Chair sex....but I swear if they turn Chuck bi I'm going to go redneck crazy on the writers and they wont know what hit them. Yes, this is a threat.
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    I also want to say that I have no problem with gay guys either. I love them dearly.

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  10. What girl would ask her boyfriend to kiss another girl???

    Are you guys crazy?

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